Flowers are hard-core.

I met celebs. Beautiful, towering celebs.

Y'aint never done mini-golf like this.

Ombre Legs

Mayonnaise is an instrument, and chocolate is a vegetable.

Jordan Says

The Law and Me.

I need a new hobby.

Simpleton Pleasure #10

Awesome

Jordan Mopes

Happy Birthday, from the world's raddest parents.

Dating a Simpleton

Mother Says

I shouldn't shop.

Oh hey.