Y'aint never done mini-golf like this.

Public Frenemy #1 sabotaged my winning putts more than once and hid my golf ball in his pocket.

But then he got it out of the pond when it ricocheted backwards as I jump-putted, so he's on the path to redemption.

Jump-putting is great.

So is sit-putting. 

Also dangerous, though. 

I'm just glad the little boy whose chest served as shot-deflector on the last putt of the game is still living.