The ones we were too chicken to put on Facebook.

*Please let us have cute first-look pictures, please let us have cute first-look pictures . . . *

 Double Chin!

 Pitchforks for the farmer and his wife, please.

 Artsy splash idea via photographer . . .

 . . . stubby feet via physics.

 And my personal favorite, which I don't understand

and will leave without explanation:

Our photographer is a miracle-worker, considering what she had to work with.
(a non-smiler and a double-chinner)
That these are the only ones we managed to mess up out of 150 shots is astounding.