Things said while under the influence of birth control pills

-- My favorite color is blellow.

-- Chris, never take birth control pills. They will ruin your life and eat all the steak.

-- Good thing the fetal position is my favorite position

-- I have a great idea: let's feed pop rocks to squirrels in the wilderness. And then let's poke them with sticks.

Nobody ever talks about this part of planning a wedding. And for good reason. Here's to finding a pill that makes Laura less insane! And in the meantime, here's to Laura uttering several more blog-worthy utterances. Cheers.

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