| I suppose I did leave you hanging as to the outcome of my Pre-No-Shave-November eyebrow removal fantasy. |
Yes, I still have my eyebrows.
Yes, our living room still has wood paneling.
I'm rather glad I kept the brows, and not just because they're so attractive.
We wound up striking a deal with the competing apartment.
After threatening to give all our pumpkins to our next-door-neighbors just to make the guys lose, they offered us a collaborative win: combination of pumpkins and shared glory.
We even shook on it.
Then they went all Benedict Arnold on us.
They took the pumpkins, the glory, the J-Dawg prize, and proceeded to give a lovely speech about appreciating the opportunity to destroy everyone, and also the opportunity to make new friends for the sole purpose of stabbing said new friends in the back.
I don't think shaving eyebrows or head could have prevented this backstabbage.
It was a tragedy.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad we kept our eyebrows too. I never really appreciated them before, but now I have a new sense of gratitude for those eye toppers.
ReplyDeleteI agree. You two not having eyebrows, and us sitting on the front row in that fireside, might have earned some interesting looks from those sitting on the stand.
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