The things I sacrifice for hygiene... brain cells.

Or maybe the problem is that I was lacking a few to begin with.

I just spent 5 minutes in a liquid nitrogen temperatured shower because I was a stinky.

Roundabouts the time the shampoo drained off and my skull shrunk two sizes to the point that I could feel it Anaconda Squeezing my brain, I realized that the knob had been turned all the way to the "cold" side instead of the "hot" side. Hot? Cold? Yes? No. They are different things.

This is how I came out. Realize that 70% of the time, mascara remover requires too much effort:

I have something to tell you, and I mean it in the least offensive way possible:

Take a hike.

Them mountains are gorgey.

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