I have a question for you. I'm being dead serious, and this is a begging plea for response from each and every one of you, regardless of whether you follow openly or vaguely or creepily.
SHOULD I SHAVE MY EYEBROWS?
In case you don't have an answer at the ready, allow me to elaborate.
Our ward has been engaged in a Pumpkin Heist competition, and my apartment is heavily involved.
Exhibit A:
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| Protection: Raccoon traps and rat traps. We ain't never lost a pumpkin. |
Exhibit B:
Ya, that was for the sake of pumpkins. Spontaneous guitar song + chomping down an onion = distraction for everyone while someone else escapes out the back door with a stolen pumpkin.
The pumpkins will be counted and the winner announced tomorrow night at a ward Halloween party. We are 2 behind an apartment full of guys who we despise, but only because they are currently winning.
We've tried negotiating. They say one of us must shave our head or our eyebrows. Dottie and I think we're ready for this. Is this just a crazy late night fascination?
Pros: There aren't any men in my life right now and I only do college once. It's hat season and I could chop down my bangs--the timing is ideal for both. After extensive research (2 uncited google-search pages), it looks as though the hair will grow back normally and within two months. Celebrity status. Glory.
Cons: The obvious.
Comment up! Not a one of you is exempt. I value your logic.
Remain anonymous, if that will make you feel better.
I beg your loyalty. Beg.
Remain anonymous, if that will make you feel better.
I beg your loyalty. Beg.
Eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows. I just can't get them off my mind, or my face.