Marie was distraught when she lost a sock to the washing machine.
The sign on her bedroom door read:
"Have you seen my significant other??? Cordially, One Lonely Sock."
Sarah was delighted and all-too-eager to scratch out "significant other" and replace it with "eternal companion."
I'm fairly sure "One Lonely Sock" became "A Returned Missionary," too.
Never a dull moment.
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