It's a problem

Every morning I wake up, apply my Old Spice deodorant, do some push-ups (insert manly grunt here), and run upstairs to lather on my father's cocoa-butter lotion (if I'm going to inhale cocoa, I see no reason why I shouldn't coat my body with it).

Sometimes I want to date myself.

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