I'm devastated.
How am I ever going to hydrate myself?
How am I going to upkeep my substantially increased numbers of pee breaks?
How will I keep my face clear?
How shall I continue to feel athletic, or fill up my tummy, or unparch my mouth?
I am lost without her.
I also lost my ipod this month. Somehow that's not nearly as traumatic to me.
This sudden lack of suckiness in my life is highly unsettling.