Showing posts with label Jordan Says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jordan Says. Show all posts
He must be a philosopher.
"Ok mom, here's what you have to do. See this wall? You've just got to take a motorcycle and run it through the wall. Yes, it has to be a motorcycle."
This picture happened in my parents' dark bedroom from my dad's phone, which only emailed the top half of the picture to me. Sorry, I do try for you.
Jordan is my guru. He makes everything simple and logical and obvious.
"Ok, this what you have to do. Here is the ice and here is the hammer. You see the hammer? You've just got to take it, and break the ice."
Yes, I also enjoy how he is wearing the same outfit every time I get one of these. My brother is a stallion.
It's strange that the addition of this segment coincides with Jordan creating a blog of his own. One day I will share it with you. For now, it's just unfortunate that he all of a sudden can read my blog. I don't think this will go over well with him. Oh well. Maybe we should all be more careful about what we say to Laura when we go into her room after midnight feeling a little crazy while she's holding a camera.
"Laura, this wooden claw is not only a back scratcher-- it is a butt scratcher."
{singing} "Ladies, I'm itchin my bum, but you still love meeeee."
I have a new segment for you. It's called "Jordan Says." I imagine it will become a regular appearance around these parts, because the things Jordan says are just really absurd and too thought-provoking to not share.
Look at his legs. Tell me you can resist this humble nerd. You can't do it.
"Apparently all girls like boys who are nerdy and shy and weird, so I'm going to write a love song that is humble."
{singing in a crazy whispered falsetto with his eyes closed} "You're so beautiful, and you are out of my leeeeague."
Look at his legs. Tell me you can resist this humble nerd. You can't do it.
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