*Please let us have cute first-look pictures, please let us have cute first-look pictures . . . *
Double Chin!
Pitchforks for the farmer and his wife, please.
Artsy splash idea via photographer . . .
. . . stubby feet via physics.
And my personal favorite, which I don't understand
and will leave without explanation:
Our photographer is a miracle-worker, considering what she had to work with.
(a non-smiler and a double-chinner)
That these are the only ones we managed to mess up out of 150 shots is astounding.