Last Halloween, I went as "Mixed Greens with Dressing on the Side."
Only the bishop at my singles' ward party thought it was funny.
Huh, weird.
(oh hey, Dottie!)
Apparently I have a bad obsession with word-plays, because guess what I went as this year?
"Tacks Collector"
Hahahahahaha! Nice one, Laur!
Saaaaad.
Groans and pity chuckles are appropriate and encouraged.