"Um . . . I did the reading and it was really great, but I honestly can't remember learning anything new."
"Ok, that's fine! Are you going to maybe try packing your used toilet-paper out from the trip next week?"
"No; it happens to fall on a day when I don't poop."
"Ah, good planning."
And on that note, I present to you a favorite immature YouTube video.
(do not watch if you are eating something with food in it)
(do not watch if you are eating something with food in it)
Please comment with yours as well. I'm always on the hunt.