As far as I can tell, dry shampoo is the most simultaneously great and terrible discovery
since Lord Voldy-thing. I don't know how I've made it 20 years without this dear alabi.
The sanitation police disagree, but that's fine.
If they had their way, I'd wash my produce and bathe regularly.
So in general I don't give much thought to their disapproval anyway.
I'm dangerously tempted to see if I can go 5 days without having to actually do my hair,
but for your sakes I'll try to keep it to 3.
Don't worry, this isn't how it seems;
it just means my shower cap and I are becoming exceptionally good friends.
And also that the man-scarf was non-refundable.