Public Frenemy #1 sabotaged my winning putts more than once and hid my golf ball in his pocket.
But then he got it out of the pond when it ricocheted backwards as I jump-putted, so he's on the path to redemption.
Jump-putting is great.
So is sit-putting.
Also dangerous, though.
I'm just glad the little boy whose chest served as shot-deflector on the last putt of the game is still living.