Mother Says

"Whoever has babies first gets this huge box of baby clothes I've been collecting!"

"I saw the neatest thing on Pinterest today!"

"Bring your date to Grandma's house for the family Easter egg hunt!"

"Cold cereal for dinner!"

"Come look--I found your wedding dress!"

"I put cheesecake bites on my frozen yogurt. It was so yummy!"

"Have you seen Jordan's friend? His body is godlike. Really, he's in the garage. Go check him out!"