Collect 200 for Passing Go

Whyyyyyyyy do I only attract foreign men?

3 within a week. I might as well call the Indian back now so I can have a go at breaking my dating high score.

Do you know how many true, thick-accented, non-wannabe/non-athlete foreign men there are at my school?

Exactly. This monopoly's gotta be worth something to me.

My life is doomed to be spicy.

Is it summer yet?