Remember my "vegan diet"? Well, my good friend Jan sent me a pun that describes perfectly what happened to it:
"I decided becoming a vegan was a missed steak."
Hardy har har! And there you have it. I fell to the Turkey at the company Christmas party. I fell hard, I fell bad, and I liked it. I feel good about lasting five whole days. Aaaand, let's just pretend the grilled salmon at three days in never happened.
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Another one for you, this time told by my supervising florist, Holly:
Holly:
"There's going to be mistletoe at the coolers."
Me:
"We're hanging mistletoe above the coolers?"
Holly:
"No, we're selling mistletoe at the coolers. But that would be a cool place to kiss!"
Yes, it's true. While limited supplies last, Campus Floral will be selling mistletoe in store and at their satellite cooler locations in the Bookstore and at the Creameries (on 9th and in the Commons). Get some.