Laura: "Actually, the only reason I'm in the ELang major is because I'm obsessed with puns. Like, unhealthily obsessed. I love them so much. Whenever somebody makes a pun, even if it's horridly groanworthy or accidental, I go off into some frightening cackle rage. The neighbors are scared of me and the library workers wince when I walk in. I'm embarrassed for myself."
Dad: "Maybe we should call you Ra-PUN-zel!"
I wept openly.