Home at last. I'll go back to college in 6 days.
Last time it was 6 days before college, you may recall I was fed leftovers every night as a subtle hint that it was time for me to start packing my bags.
This time I was home for a full six-and-a-half minutes before my mom told me to "hey look over there!" and then shot a syringe up my arm.
Good to know we're bagging the subtlety gimmick.