What do we request to savor as our final bites as a mortal in this earth life?
The walk to Old Electric may seem like five miles, but we will welcome our just chair treatment, feeling confident about our perfect last food choice.
burritos.
and berries.
and buckets of ice-cream, 'speshly if we're lactose intolerant.
But why? There are so many better things to be had, such as massive slabs of beef and hot gooey brownies.
One word: Heartburn.
It will be incredible. We will beg for death, and the relief will be great.
But if we ever really are on death row, I will kill us. Make good choices.