Now that you have met the planker, feel free to admire our execution of the sport.
That was not a pun, but I will proudly pat myself upon the back for noticing that it could be if I were saying it about anyone else.
My apologies, but I cannot resist a good smack-talking. If this doesn't apply to you, feel free to skip several lines.
However, to my special out-of-state planking opponents....er, friends...I would like to pose a question:
Can you plank on snowy glaciers in the middle of July?
No, I'm not sure you can do that.
Points for Utah.
Back to paid programming:
Go climb a mountain.
Avoid the trail.
Find dinosaur-egg mushrooms bigger than your face.
Stumble upon cougar dens littered with horridly huge kitty poo, and scamper away.
Have a snowball fight.
Boil some hot chocolate. You only live once.
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| No, we are not in fact interdigitating. Go ahead, zoom in. This feels awkward to me, too. |
These pictures were stolen off Facebook.
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo pictures. I'm thieving everyone out there.