Imagine I am wearing this outfit on my body instead of hanging it on my door with ghetto-fab hangers and taking a picture of it. All my little photographers are playing Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Add in my long saggy socks that are currently in the warsh.
I am the Folkiest Flairiest Fiend on this side of Fayre Happy Valley.
Ruth and Kayla win the prize for coolest blog idea.
I better win.