Simpleton Pleasure #3: The Fitting Room

Favourite Fitting Room Moments:

1) When you somehow force those skinny jeans on or that shirt that is 3 sizes too small, and then have a panic attack when you can't get them back off. What if I'm stuck here forever? Will my family miss me? Will my friends notice I'm missing? Maybe I should holler for assistance? Nope, starvation it is. Oh wait, was that a ripping noise coming from the sleeve? That can't be good--hopefully no one will notice. Free at last!

2) When you're standing in there all neked and whatnot and and some little boy crawls under your door...