2 girls.
One me. One friend.
Studying Accounting.
In the Wilk.
One boy.
Scratch that.
One man.
One attractive man.
Takes a sit.
At our table.
In the Wilk.
Man breaks out the small talk.
Over his Taco Bell.
Girls try to focus on work while happily conversationalizing.
Man lets out a burp.
Girls stare at computer screens.
Man dribbles beans down his chin.
Man does not wipe chin.
Man comments on how yummy Taco Bell is.
Girl politely agrees.
Man lets out another burp.
Scratch that.
Man lets out a belch.
Man lets out a royal belch.
Man offers a bite.
Girl explains that she already ate. So no.
10 painful minutes later
Man lets a couple more burps escape.
Girls make queasy faces at their screens.
Man gets up to leave.
Man offers girls to shake his elbow.
Man's hands are covered in beans.
As is his entire side of the table.
Man leaves.
Scratch that.
Unattractive hobo leaves.
Girls discuss chances that unattractive hobo was being for real.
10 minutes later
Unattractive hobo returns.
He was acting for a psychology assignment.
Scene was being filmed for a project.
Attractive man apologizes profusely.
Attractive man cleans table and walks away.
Girls feel good about life.
Attractive man should consider giving acting classes.
Girl would be first to enroll.