Today I spent hecka long hours in our delicious state capital city for training.
I made besties with guuuurls who are ethnicly cooler than me and who I will never see again. I went shopping for hours with said just-met besties who I will never see again. Then I made a punny.
A girl in the group dropped her bag and out tumbled a roll of toilet paper.
"Bummer,"
said I. Three pun points for Laura.
Any recently cracked puns out there deserving of pun points? Comment up.You may be richly awarded with some p-p's of your own (grow up, children). If you got nothing, try harder and be a less lame human being. Next Punday is only 7 days away!
oh heavens. i make the greatest (er.. worst.) puns ever. let's be friends.
ReplyDeleteDear Laura,
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, in my internship class in high school I started talking about a cruise or something. I said something about getting school credit because it was an internSHIP...haha get it? Well one of my friends didn't know what puns were so I tried to explain it to her and she was like "Oh, so like I went to Idaho, but I didn't get any potatoes?" Needless to say, she didn't understand...
You know I'm pretty hopeless when it comes to the pun-making, but I just realized that if it weren't you or me in this situation, but was Dottie, she would have said: "Butter."
ReplyDeleteI don't think this even qualifies as a pun. But it's a pretty good inside joke! Yes?
I'm going to stop eating waffles for lunch.
Ha ha! Hahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot a pun.
But an epic win.
Yes Sarah, you beat me at my own game without even playing by my rules. Impressive ("now release your anger--you must have sensed that your friends are in danger." "Ow, why'd you slice off my hand?")
Laura, "I'm a soulja, I'm low to the flowja. I thought I toldja."
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm really glad you got the joke. Waiting to see Dottie's reaction...