Jordan Says

I have a new segment for you. It's called "Jordan Says." I imagine it will become a regular appearance around these parts, because the things Jordan says are just really absurd and too thought-provoking to not share.

"Apparently all girls like boys who are nerdy and shy and weird, so I'm going to write a love song that is humble."

{singing in a crazy whispered falsetto with his eyes closed} "You're so beautiful, and you are out of my leeeeague."

Look at his legs. Tell me you can resist this humble nerd. You can't do it.

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  1. my oh my. it's jordan haines.
    oh that child. we were best friends in junior high. in fact, now that i know you're his older sister, you and I have met before. lots of times. at partys and such. good times. oh jordan.

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  2. Yoooou know this creep? I know yooooou? Sweet. I can deal.

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  3. I've had a hard time resisting since childhood. It's true. Until the day he told me my legs were fat. Then I got over his legs. :D

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  4. Are you serious? Did he say that? I must apologize in his behalf. Yes I love him to death. Yes he sometimes has a tact problem when speaking to you. I'm working on fixing that. It's not working.

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  5. Plus, let's be honest: Your legs are like a size 1, and that makes him mad because his are probably size 0, which is just embarrassing for a guy. Don't worry, I tease him about it often.

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  6. teehee. It was when we were really really young. When my legs really were like a size negative. :D It doesn't offend me. I just like bringing it up. :D He probably doesn't even remember.

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